Ever wonder what happens when modern people abandon religion? They create a new one. Witness one Al Gore: A man of such profound religious committment that he thought Job was a book in the New Testament. After the American people decided he needed a job change, he seemed to think that environmental messiah might be right up his alley. So he created the religion of Environmentalism and appointed himself it's "Pope." Here is a brief video from those wonderful people at Stoplight on Pope Albert I's latest attempt to increase regulation, increase taxes and decrease personal liberty all in the name of Gaia, whose "Pope" he is. Enjoy it...at least until the carbon footprint of your computer endangers a snail somewhere.